Total Medals Earned: 1,182 (From 181 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,775 Points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/515 points)
Survive the first encounter.
Survive the second encounter.
Cut down 20 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the third encounter.
Survive the fourth encounter.
Survive the fifth encounter.
Survive the sixth encounter.
Survive the eighth encounter.
Cut down 100 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the seventh encounter.
Survive the ninth encounter.
Cut down 250 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Complete the story mode.
Cut down 100 enemies in 360 degrees survival mode.
Complete the 360 degrees story mode.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/135 points)
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/380 points)
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (175/495 points)
Best your friend.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Find it.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (460/460 points)
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Survive to level 25
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories